Bavrd: Origins

Be sure to read the Newest Tweet Tracker post to fully understand this post. These two tweets constitute the origins of Barvd, and this post is backdated to the day was purchased.

On the one hand, it appears I missed the entire metrosexual decade.

On the other hand, pubic dreadlocks.
From @texburgher

I heard that meditating on a bed of nails helps relieve stress, but I have a King and that's a LOT of clippings, so...  any other ideas?
From @msteciuk