Does Not Compute

While visiting Hawaii, you may find yourself waiting for your bags to be unloaded from the plane. In the baggage claim area of Honolulu International Airport, you can find a helpful terminal provided by United, for determining which baggage carousel will be used by any of their flights. Very handy.

If you happen to be waiting for a friend’s flight, however, and you punch in his name prior to his flight’s arrival, the response is a bit stranger:

United's Baggage Check

  • Per our records your flight has not yet landed. We request you to kindly wait for your flight. Thank you for flying United.

Wonderful.