Barvd: September 28th, 2010 Edition

In March and April, Barvd (What’s Barvd?) was a monthly feature. However, after two arduous months of collecting and sharing the grossness, it became clear that this was simply too much vileness, too frequently. Barvd is back to being an occasional feature, but it’s here today with a double dose of disgusting to deprive you of the desire to dine.

tj Tweet

Dexter is a show depicting fairly gruesome murders by a serial killer who hunts other serial killers. There’s blood, gore, and evil. And yet, John Lithgow’s naked ass was indeed the most offensive part of season four.

samhey Tweet

I believe the word you’re looking for is bacne. The word I’m looking for is “Bluuuurgh”.

mike)ftw Tweet

thedayhascome Tweet

Homeless people deserve the physical pleasure of sexual relations, however offensive to the senses it may be. But Fran Drescher and Gilbert Gottfried sweating it out between the sheets? That’s got to constitute torture for anyone who has to hear it.

mikeash Tweet

Yes, Marvin of “Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face” face. This Marvin. Congratulations on your new baby girl though, Mike!

davidcairns Tweet

Mr. Cairns is a rising star in the nascent field of pube-based comedy. He’s also no longer employed at the company where he worked when tweeting this.

antichrista Tweet

Which is more disgusting, the smell of burning hair, or the pun? It’s a close one.

just_alison Tweet

Criminy, “sweaty hospital smell”? This was just one of four nominations for Ms. Agosti, but it’s easily the winner.

clarko Tweet

This is gross, but it’s better than pubic hair being the pubic hair of restaurant food.

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