Even if you don’t follow sports much, you likely heard some news about the NCAA tournament, which concluded last night. In one of the ugliest games ever witnessed, UConn beat Butler 53-41. However, it might be more accurate to say that Butler beat Butler, with their incredibly awful play.

But another part of the story is that at halftime, Butler had scored one two-point field goal — one, as in uno, as in “singular sensation” — and they were winning.