Seasons change, but the barving remains. It’s time for more from your favorite tweet tracker, Barvd (What’s Barvd?). Let’s get right to it.
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised by SEO-induced vomit. And yet here I am, vomit streaming down my legs, shocked at the depths to which people will sink.
It’s not the candle poop that’s so nauseating, it’s the candy corn. The vile, vile candy corn.
Your humble author actually found this tweet nominated for Barvd, but the reply seen above was definitely worse. As if movie theaters aren’t disgusting enough?
She’s 90, and that’s disturbing. Not as disturbing as our finale though.
Look, I’m just going to tell you. It’s fish semen, you guys. Fish semen.
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I need to go sit down for awhile and contemplate the fact that someone decided fish semen was edible. If you’ve spotted a terrible tweet, submit a link.