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Monday, April 28th, 2014

A couple of weeks ago, rapper Andre Johnson was in the news for the worst of reasons: he reportedly cut off his own penis, then jumped off a building in an apparent suicide attempt. That’s truly awful, but perhaps predictably, Fox News managed to make it worse. Here’s the headline:

John Wayne Bobbitt weighs in on rapper Andre Johnson’s reported penis reattachment failure
“A cut-off penis?! Where’s the Bobbittphone? We need John immediately!”

I can just imagine that editorial meeting.

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