Want a job where you do have to do shit, but that’s all you have to do? Can you poop on command, for science and medicine? If so, the OpenBiome stool bank will pay you $40 a day (with a $50 bonus for making five deposits in a week). Your donation will be used in the process of fecal bacteriotherapy — transplanting feces into sick patients, to restore a healthy colony of bacteria to the colon. Modern medicine is amazing and disgusting.
Previously in putting poop back into butts: Money Quotes: July 14th, 2010 Edition