Everyone Knows Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit 

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2017

Because he’s so widely hated, it was difficult to find a jury for Martin Shkreli. Transcripts from the jury selection provide a decent laugh, and juror number 59 really cracked me up.

THE COURT: Juror Number 59, come on up.

JUROR NO. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because —

THE COURT: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty?

JUROR NO. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people.

THE COURT: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir.

JUROR NO. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

He was already excused, but this man felt it was important to make note of Shkreli disrespecting hip hop legends the Wu-Tang Clan. Well done, sir.


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