Only in the insane economics of Doordash could a restaurant get paid $24 for a pizza they ordinarily sell for $16.

If capitalism is driven by a search for profit, the food delivery business confuses the hell out of me. Every platform loses money. Restaurants feel like they’re getting screwed. Delivery drivers are poster children for gig economy problems. Customers get annoyed about delivery fees.

Ranjan Roy’s pizza arbitrage would make Milo Minderbinder proud.