Turn Off Location Services on Your Phone and Just Get a Gun 

Friday, September 3rd, 2021

You know that thing when a ball gets stuck in a tree, and you throw another ball at it and that ball gets stuck too? And then you throw two more balls at it, and those also get stuck in the tree, and then the last three balls all start firing their guns to let you know where they are?

Sure, of course you do, and that’s exactly what happened during recent flooding in New Jersey.


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