Over in England, a man named Stephen Cooper confessed to shoplifting Viagra, among other crimes. In defense, his lawyer barrister Iain Haley had this to say:

Mr Haley said: “He formed a relationship and needed the Viagra to enable him to keep up with the young woman he had formed the relationship with. He is not a hardened criminal.”

I sincerely hope Haley took on this case pro boner, just so he could make that joke.