They Got Glooped 

Friday, June 10th, 2022

I have so very many questions about this story of two people falling into a tank of chocolate, and I fear I will never get any answers.

“Fire crews have eliminated pulling them straight out of a tank,” Brad Wolfe, communications supervisor for Lancaster County 911 dispatch, told CNN earlier on Thursday. “They have to cut a hole in the side of the tank to get them out,” he said.

I can’t even fathom how cutting a hole in the tank became necessary.


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