Seafood Is Expensive 

Also, koi remain overpriced.

Over in England, at the Grosvenor Pulford Hotel, one hungry otter has managed to eat $125,000 worth of koi.

Mr Nelson said it was “definitely a surprise to find that an otter was the culprit for our huge loss of fish”.

It would not a surprise long-time readers of this site. At this point, koi ponds are basically just otter buffets.