I recently learned that the jockstrap was invented 150 years ago to help bicycle messengers as they rode over Boston’s bumpy cobblestones. I was then informed that it has gone from a piece of protective equipment to a fashion statement, particularly for gay men. The article in question included this line:

Sean McDougle, 55, a queer nudist-naturist in upstate New York, owns about 40 jockstraps.

Well, that’s Sean’s tombstone sorted:

Here Lies
Sean McDougle
Queer Nudist-Naturalist
Owned about 40 jockstraps