I don't know if Bromka will be back for 2024, but I'd never bet against him.
Friday, March 6th, 2020
Back in 2018, I mentioned my pal Peter Bromka and linked to his piece on the Boston Marathon. At the time, Bromka was already running ridiculous sub-2:30 marathons, and he’s only gotten faster since then.
For 14 months, Bromka took aim at the U.S. Olympic Trials Marathon, working to run the 2:19 race necessary to qualify for it. It was an incredible journey, and I couldn’t be more impressed.
Eliud Kipchoge is a marvel.
Monday, October 14th, 2019
On Saturday, remarkable runner Eliud Kipchoge did something no human being has ever done before: He ran a marathon in under 2 hours. Kipchoge’s final time was 1:59:40.2, almost 20 seconds faster than the desired mark.
Eliud Kipchoge, triumphant after his successful run
You may recall that Nike attempted this feat with a 2017 event called “Breaking2”. Kipchoge took part in that, along with Lelisa Desisa and Zersenay Tadese, but all came up short of the goal. Now, two years later, the Ineos 1:59 Challenge has met with success.
This is, quite simply, an incredible achievement, the distance running equivalent of Roger Bannister’s 4 minute mile. Kipchoge’s accomplishment won’t change the marathon world record (which he already holds with a 2:01:39 finish in the 2018 Berlin Marathon), as this was not a sanctioned event. Nevertheless, it shows what’s possible. Just as the record for the fastest mile has continued to drop since Bannister’s 1964 run, I suspect we’ll see a sub-two-hour time in an official marathon in the coming years.
For now though, we should simply celebrate this amazing man, and his amazing achievement. Bravo, Eliud Kipchoge!
Previously in Eliud Kipchoge news: I Believe Eliud Kipchoge Can Fly
I don't understand the world anymore, but this is at least semi-benignly weird, rather than outright evil.
Friday, September 13th, 2019
KFC is really, really, leaning into their own weirdness, and I just can’t stop writing about it. Today, we have news of KFC’s new cooking-and-dating game, “I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator”.
It’s well known that I’m a corgi fan, so if nothing else, I’m definitely liking this Professor Dog they’ve got going on.
A move from darkness to light
Monday, April 15th, 2019
It’s been exactly six years since the Boston Marathon finish was disrupted by a terrorist bombing. Since then, the race has been reclaimed by its many participants and the city itself. Now, a permanent memorial to the victims of that 2013 attack is almost complete, and local poet Daniel Johnson has added his contribution. It is a tight and precise couplet, to be found engraved in two parts, one at each bombing site.
All we have lost is brightly lost.
Let us climb, now, the road to hope.
The words alone are beautiful, but the Boston Globe also did a fantastic job of providing a more in-depth look at the work.
It's faster than I've ever run a marathon while carrying a puppy, that's for sure.
Thursday, February 7th, 2019
It’s not an amazing time, but 5 hours, 46 minutes, and 31 seconds is almost certainly now the world record for “Marathon run while carrying a puppy for approximately 75% of the race”.
Update (April 18, 2023): Years later, I stumbled on this post again. The images on the linked article have all gone missing, but I found another article tracking the dog five months later, and it included this fabulous image:
A few weeks after the Boston marathon, its organizers corrected a glaring oversight.
Wednesday, September 19th, 2018
Speaking of marathons, back in May, I wrote about the Boston Marathon failing to award prizes to several of the fastest female finishers.
At this year’s Boston Marathon, 3 women finished in the top 15 fastest times, yet did not receive prize money. The problem is the rather strange eligibility rules for women…I keep hoping the Boston Athletic Association [BAA] will step up and make things right. Perhaps with enough publicity, they’ll spend the extra money to cover double prizes this year, then fix the problem for the 2019 race.
I published the above on May 2. The very next day, the BAA did indeed step up and do the right thing, almost certainly in response to my post.1 The Vox article I originally linked back in May has since been updated, with the following information:
On Thursday [May 3rd], the marathon announced the women would be awarded the prize money anyway.
The Boston Athletic Association, which runs the marathon, said that it will award three women whose times ranked them within the top 15 finishers and two women who finished within the over-40 “Master’s Division” the prize money correspondent to their placements, even though they did not race in the “elite” women’s race. “Given the nature of this year’s race, we want to recognize and celebrate some of the performances that made this year’s race special,” the BAA said in a statement. It also said it would “consider all facts of the race … and any alterations that should be made” in the weeks to come, though it wants to still have a separate race for women.
I missed this announcement back in May, but it’s still worth recognizing now. Well done, BAA.
Footnotes:
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I thought I ran pretty fast. No. Eliud Kipchoge is fast.
Tuesday, September 18th, 2018
This past weekend, I ran my first organized race since breaking my foot back in May. I successfully avoided being bitten by a seagull, and also had a pretty good run. During the ~200 mile multi-person relay, I ran 3 separate legs, completing 19.11 miles in 2 hours, 11 minutes, and 58 seconds.
Pretty good, pretty good
As you can see, that works out to a pace of 6:54 per mile. After losing three entire months to my injury, I’d only been back to running for about six weeks, so I was pretty pleased with this. Then, however, I heard about Eliud Kipchoge’s weekend. At Saturday’s Berlin Marathon, the Kenyan distance runner set a new world record when he ran 26.2 miles in 2 hours, 1 minute, and 39 seconds.
Oh. Oh, I see.
Kipchoge ran over 7 miles farther than I did, and he did it in substantially less time. That’s ridiculous. Look at that pace! He ran a mile in 4:38, and then did it 25 more times after that, and then still ran another 2/10ths of a mile! The mind reels.
You probably know a 4:38 mile is fast, but just how fast is it? Well, it would require laps of just 70 seconds around a 400-meter track, which I don’t believe I could manage even once. It’s also 17.5 second 100-meter dashes, which I suspect is around the limit of what I could pull off a single time, at a full-on sprint. My most recent half-marathon placed me in the 98th percentile for speed in the world, yet even as fairly fast distance runner, I could only manage to sustain Kipchoge’s marathon pace for a handful of seconds. The chasm between elite distance runners and the rest of us is vast and humbling.
But even among the elites of the world, Kipchoge seems to be in a class by himself. Setting a new world record is a tremendous accomplishment, but Kipchoge actually managed to obliterate the old record in spectacular fashion. As a record time gets lower, it should naturally be harder to break, and it should be broken by smaller and smaller increments. Instead, Kipchoge’s time shattered the old marathon record by a full 78 seconds, the biggest drop by any man in over half a century. Vernon Loeb had a great Atlantic piece discussing the beauty of this run, which is well worth a read for what it says about human achievement. Eliud Kipchoge is a marvel. His performance shows us the incredible things humans are capable of, while simultaneously making me only just a little ashamed to label myself a “runner”.
But hey, at least both Eliud Kipchoge and I are both faster than Massachusetts traffic.
That’s a pace of over 7 minutes per mile. In a car.
[Photo courtesy of P. Kafasis]
The Boston Athletic Association's rules for women's marathon prizes are lousy.
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2018
At this year’s Boston Marathon, 3 women finished in the top 15 fastest times, yet did not receive prize money. The problem is the rather strange eligibility rules for women, where only the 50 or so elite starters can earn a prize, even if someone else runs a faster time. As a result, Jessica Chichester (5th place, $15,000), Veronica Jackson (13th place, $1,800), and Rebecca Snelson (14th place, $1,700) are not receiving the prizes they logically deserve.
This story has been kicking around locally since the race over two weeks ago, and I keep hoping the Boston Athletic Association will step up and make things right. Perhaps with enough publicity, they’ll spend the extra money to cover double prizes this year, then fix the problem for the 2019 race.
Update (September 19th, 2018): The BAA did do the right thing, as reflected in edits to the aforelinked article.
Des Linden won the 2018 Boston Marathon, and she kicks ass.
Tuesday, April 17th, 2018
In miserable rainy weather, American Desiree Linden took the women’s crown in the 122nd running of the Boston Marathon yesterday. It was the first Boston victory by an American woman in 33 years, and it was a hell of a run.
[Photo credit: John Tlumacki/Globe Staff]
In a post-race interview, Linden stated that early on in the run, she felt it likely she would drop out. With this in mind, she decided to help her countrywoman Shalane Flanagan by bringing her back with the leaders after Flanagan took a brief restroom break. That act of sportsmanship got Linden back into her own groove, and she eventually took over the race lead around mile 22. From that point on, she literally never looked back, winning the race by over 4 minutes.
🥃 Cheers, Des! You’ve earned this.
Monday, April 16th, 2018
My pal Peter Bromka is an elite amateur runner, who’s run multiple sub-2:30 marathons. In honor of today’s Boston Marathon, here’s a link to his recent piece in Runner’s World on what the race has meant to him.
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