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Hopes for a Better Massachusetts Flag

Soon, our wretched flag may be replaced.

In recent years, multiple states have worked on improving their flags. In good news, Minnesota completed the update to their flag last year. Sadly though, against all taste and reason, Maine’s gorgeous Lone Pine flag failed to be approved via a statewide referendum.

Progress comes in fits and starts though, and I’m pleased to report that my home state of Massachusetts is in the process of updating our wretched flag. This is the current terribleness:

MA’s current flag, which is very bad,

Soon, it will hopefully be replaced with something superior, thanks to a process which should update our flag, our seal, and our motto.1 The state received hundreds of flag submissions, many of which were very bad, and not just the ones drawn by actual children.2

Still, there were plenty of good designs to be found. The commission has suggested three flags be considered, and while I prefer the first design, any of these would be just fine:

We’ll see how this process shakes out in the months ahead. For now, though, I want to call attention to this wonderfully subversive suggestion:

A flag in the colors of Dunkin Donuts

I tip my cap to the artist behind that delightful idea. We are kindred spirits.


Footnotes:

  1. Our current motto is “Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem”, loosely translated from Latin as “By the sword we seek peace, but peace only under liberty”. I’m not so sure now is the time to change it. It could perhaps be pared down to just “Sub libertate quietem”, for “Peace under liberty”. ↩︎

  2. I imagine that full PDF will disappear some day soon, so I’ve archived it here. ↩︎

The Way a Flag Should Be 

Vote Lone Pine 2024

For its first 81 years as a state, Maine had no flag. In 1901, their first state flag was selected. It was lovely:

Maine’s original state flag, showing a single blue star and a realistic tree

Regrettably, this quaint little design was replaced just a few short years later with something lousy. Since 1909, this has been the flag of the state of Maine:

Maine’s current state flag

It’s one of many subpar seal on a bedsheet state flags in America. With an overly complicated design that features needless text, it’s difficult to distinguish from a dozen or more similar state flags in America.

In recent years, however, a modernized version of the original state flag has been gaining popularity:

Maine’s unofficial and vastly superior flag, showing a single blue star and a charmingly simple pine tree

When visiting Maine, this Lone Pine beauty can be found on shirts, hats, and much more. In fact, it’s gotten so well-known that there are even riffs on it, like this delightful pin I acquired on a recent visit:

A modified Maine flag pin, with a dog in place of the pine tree
[Photo courtesy of P. Kafasis]

Now, it appears voters will have the opportunity to replace their current middling-at-best flag with the Lone Pine. The process described here has been convoluted as all get out, but come November, it appears Maine has a shot at upgrading their flag. Here’s hoping they seize it.

Nice, Minnesota 

That flag looks real good now. You betcha.

Those lucky folks in Minnesota are getting a new state flag. Last week, the State Emblems Redesign Commission had narrowed things down to this:

Three finalists for Minnesota’s new flag

Any one of these would be a substantial improvement over the current flag, but the third design was subsequently selected to serve as the basis for the final flag. Yesterday, the State Emblems Redesign Commission adopted a modified version as their final recommendation:

Minnesota’s new flag. Maybe.

The submission has been altered quite a bit, but it remains excellent. I find this whole process rather convoluted though. The commission’s website states that it “shall certify its adopted designs in a report to the legislature and governor no later than January 1, 2024”, but what happens after that is unclear to me. One member of the commission has even said he’ll ask the legislature to let Minnesotans vote for their favorite designs. That would be a real step backwards.

At present, it’s unclear if the design will indeed be adopted, and if so, when. Still, it’s progress, as is their proposed new state seal:

Three finalists for Minnesota’s new flag

Whatever happens, one thing is clear: good design abounds in the land of 10,000 lakes.

Previously in Flag Upgrades: Utah’s Improved State Flag

Utah’s Improved State Flag 

Fewer flagrantly flawed flags, (por) favor

State flags, and indeed most non-country flags, are almost uniformly terrible. But thanks to a recent redesign in Utah, there’s one fewer terrible state flag in America. Though I find the new design has an excessive number of elements, it’s still an incredible improvement, and it far outshines the hideous “seal on a bedsheet” designs of every state I’ve ever called home. I can only hope that one day Massachusetts will improve its wretched flag.

If you’re looking for more on state flags, CGP Grey’s recent video is excellent. I quibble with some of his grades (South Carolina is better than a D! Colorado is better than a C! And most especially, Arizona is Superb, while Utah is too busy to be Superb), but it’s a great watch nonetheless. Cue it up for the weekend.

Surely Someone Will Sell This Flag 

Frankly, it's better than a lot of the candidates.

As you might be aware, Mississippi is finally removing the ridiculous Confederate emblem from their state flag. Better 150 years late than never, right? As part of the replacement process, the state has taken public submissions, receiving over 3000 designs. A commission then narrowed this list down to 147. Well, 146 now, after this beauty was removed following its apparently mistaken inclusion:

A fairly ridiculous flag featuring a giant mosquito and other more typical flag elements

“The mosquito flag advanced to Round Two due to a typo in a list of flag numbers submitted by one commissioner,” the commission said in a statement Tuesday. “That commissioner has requested that the flag be removed from the Round Two gallery, and the [Mississippi Department of Archives & History] staff has complied.”

If you look closely, you might spot two amusing things. First, the required phrase “In God We Trust” is included at the very bottom, in truly tiny text. And second, there’s a subtle grey box around the mosquito, likely an artifact of the designer simply pasting together a few different images to create this mockup. I’m delighted that this slapdash submission has received national attention.

One and the Same

Back in February, I mentioned the work I had done with the Flag of Equal Marriage, an evolving protest flag aimed at legalizing same-sex marriage in America. The flag resembled an American flag, but contained stars only for those states which allowed homosexual couples to marry one another. Starting with just one star from 2004 (proudly brought to you by my home state of Massachusetts), the Flag of Equal Marriage gained new stars at an accelerating pace starting in 2008. Still, even in 2015, marriage equality was lacking in many states.

That all changed this past Friday, when the battle suddenly came to a victorious conclusion. The Supreme Court’s decision in Obergefell v. Hodges made marriage equality the law of the land. And so this is what the Flag of Equal Marriage looks like now:

The Flag of Equal Marriage, Circa June 26th, 2015

The Flag of Equal Marriage and the American flag are now one and the same. Long may they wave!

Take Down the Flag 

Read Ta-Nehisi Coates on Dylann Roof’s horrific massacre and the Confederate flag which stands behind it.

Stop the Contest 

New Zealand is considering changing their flag, but there’s no need to call a vexillologist. Instead, they’re just having people submit alternatives. Like so:

ALT NAME
“Fire the Lazar!” by Auckland’s James Gray

“The laser beam projects a powerful image of New Zealand. I believe my design is so powerful it does not need to be discussed.”

I think we’ve found our winner.

They Went Inside and Had a Wedding 

On October 6th, 2014, marriage equality came to five states, including Oklahoma. Now, the deeply conservative state must adjust, and Monica Hesse has a wonderful look.

This is also a good time to link to Make It Equal, the site of the Flag of Equal Marriage, which tracks the state of same-sex marriage across the United States. It’s the brainchild of Carl Tashian, and I’ve done some work for the site for the past two years. After following the slow progress since Massachusetts became the first state to recognize same-sex marriages in 2004, it’s been incredible to see so many stars light up in the past year, with more likely to come soon.

The Flag of Equal Marriage as of February 5th
A downright spangled banner

These Colors Something Something

If you live in America, you’ve likely seen some variant of this proud, somewhat jingoist, bumper sticker:

These Colors Don't Run

It’s both a statement of bravado, and a play on words, which is a rare combination. America’s flag (also known as our colors), and the people it represents, won’t run from a challenge or a fight. Setting aside the value of bumper-sticker patriotism, this seems an honorable, if perhaps brash, statement.

This real-world example, however, is comically in need of replacement:

These colors something something
[Photo credit: Mike Ash]

Believe it or not, though, it could have been even worse. It’ll be even more laughable if a similar fate strikes this sticker.


Epilogue

If you’d like to learn more about America’s flag, consult your local Wikipedia. In my own research, I learned three interesting new facts:

1. The last 35 states all share an anniversary day. All states admitted to the union since 1818 were brought in on the fourth of July.

2. While you probably know that the 13 stripes on our flag represent the 13 original colonies, you probably didn’t know that after the addition of Vermont and Kentucky in 1795, we had a 15-stripe flag. Presumably, adding 5 more states in 1818 made it clear how untenable the idea of adding stripes for each state would be.

3. Because the star arrangement didn’t become official until our 48-star flag in 1912, we had some Space Invaders-lookin’ messes in the 1800s. Check these out:

Space Invaders Looking Flag #1
Space Invaders Flag #1

Space Invaders Looking Flag #2
Space Invaders Flag #2